They’re climbing poles on Broad Street:

You could take all of the grease at your local McDonald’s and slather it all over that pole and these fans would still find a way up there.

Here’s another:

You know what? Good for Steve Keeley. This poor guy has been stuck on the carjacking and homicide beat for what feels like several years now. He needed a break from violent crime, so FOX 29 got him out on the streets doing pole climbers instead. He’s gotta feel like a million bucks. Let some other noobie reporter handle the next armed robbery or assault and battery. Keeley has been through enough. Serenity now!