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Eli Manning Can’t Wait to See How Many Double Birds He Gets at the Linc

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

Published:

via Manningcast on ESPN

Eli Manning will be making his return to the Linc on Saturday:

And he can’t wait for the double birds:

Eagles fans hearing the news:

I can’t wait for all of the Manning faces we’re going to get on the broadcast during the beat down. Does Eli bring his catching flies face? –

Do we get the “hold the fart in, you don’t want to crop dust the entire party in the suite. Fuck Mr. Mara just walked in I don’t really feel like talking to him” face? –

Followed by “Was that me? I really shouldn’t have had that extra helping of eggs” face:

via GolfDigest.com

Or the “Daniel Jones is actually not the future?” face:

Then the “Saquon Barkley long term deal” face:

“Seriously those eggs are doing damage right now” face:

via GolfDigest.com

It’ll probably look a lot like “Realizing my brother is about to tie my number of Super Bowls and all those 2-1 jokes just flew out the window” face:

Over 4.5 Manning Faces we get Saturday. Over 95.5 double birds Eli sees with 50 of those being from  9 year olds.

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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