No one sells a product like the BCIB:

Does it cover vaccinations?

Having J.T. Realmuto as the spokesperson for health insurance is like having David Adelman promote a new dim sum place in Chinatown. Not to mention, Realmuto is the epitome of health.

I hear CarShield might be looking for a new face:

It’s hilarious when you think about J.T. posting three half-assed stories and calling it a day, and then you see guys like Sixers in-game arena host Christian Crosby direct cinematic masterpieces just to get paid half of what J.T. saw: