What a self-own from Mike McCarthy. The watermelons must’ve been out of season:

Guys, before we break for lunch I just want to remind everyone how incompetent this franchise has been the last 30 years.

The last time the Cowboys won a road playoff game, Jason Peters was jumping offside in Pop Warner. If the Cowboys lose to Tampa, they’ll have 12 total playoffs wins since that last road win. 12! The Eagles have 15 victories in that span, with four on the road. The 4-9 road record for the Birds isn’t pretty, but at least it’s not 0-8 like the Cowboys. Something else the Cowboys can’t say they’ve done is beaten Tom Brady. Not only in the playoffs. Like at all:

I need a meltdown like this: