What a self-own from Mike McCarthy. The watermelons must’ve been out of season:
This past week, Cowboys’ HC Mike McCarthy showed his team the baby pictures of the only 10 players on its roster who were alive the last time Dallas won a road playoff game, Jan. 17 1993. Here are the those 10 players: pic.twitter.com/seEGl2b6Xp
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 14, 2023
Guys, before we break for lunch I just want to remind everyone how incompetent this franchise has been the last 30 years.
The last time the Cowboys won a road playoff game, Jason Peters was jumping offside in Pop Warner. If the Cowboys lose to Tampa, they’ll have 12 total playoffs wins since that last road win. 12! The Eagles have 15 victories in that span, with four on the road. The 4-9 road record for the Birds isn’t pretty, but at least it’s not 0-8 like the Cowboys. Something else the Cowboys can’t say they’ve done is beaten Tom Brady. Not only in the playoffs. Like at all:
Will @TomBrady be 8-0 against the Cowboys after tonight? 🤔
📺: #DALvsTB—Today at 8:15pm ET on ESPN/ABC
📱: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/fK7vaWiHIa pic.twitter.com/TAaLBcTnbr
— NFL (@NFL) January 16, 2023
I need a meltdown like this:
This might be the most incredible fan meltdown video I’ve ever seen. Guy pulls out a gun and shoots the TV 😂.
Wonder how many times he’s done this over the last quarter century.
How bout them Cowboys?!pic.twitter.com/U2y5P9qRPo
— Chase Senior (@Chase_Senior) January 18, 2022