From Monday’s show:

Listen, I know Paul Heyman has played a heel most of his life, but I can’t believe the WWE writers actually put this in his script. Paul Heyman without Philadelphia is a nobody. He’s not where he is today, cashing as many checks as he has, and managing the greatest superstars in the world without Philadelphia. Without the great people of Philadelphia packing 2300 Arena night in and night out in the 90s to watch The Sandman vs. Sabu, Paul Heyman is doing card shows and signing autographs in Atlantic City to make rent.

If this was ECW, Heyman would be buried in chairs:

This isn’t the first time Paul Heyman cut an anti-Philadelphia sports promo. This is a great work on the 1993 Phillies: