Let’s get it back to the USFL:

This will be the second year of the USFL rebirth. They played every game in Birmingham last year, not England, but Alabama. The Stars went to the title game but lost 33-30. Great performance from QB Case COOKUS, who threw for 222 yards and three touchdowns before having to leave the game with a leg injury. Unfortunate for the Stars. They were up 23-20 at one point but the backup threw a couple of picks.

Anyway, they’re gonna play in Detroit this year. The Philadelphia/Alabama/Detroit Stars. Maybe eventually these dudes will actually play in Philly, or maybe it’ll be like the Fusion and they move the franchise to South Korea instead.