A nine year old Patrick Mahomes picked the Birds to beat the Patriots 35-28 in Super Bowl 39:

Sheesh. Kid must’ve had the over.

That 2004 team was fucking awesome. I remember 11-year-old me crying after the Super Bowl and when my dad laughed at me I told him he doesn’t understand how this feels. Completely forgetting he experienced Super Bowl 15 and his entire young life of shitty Eagles teams in the 70s and 80s. Jesus Christ my generation was lucky we haven’t gone more than three years without making the playoffs.