Swing and a Miss: Philly Rapper Goes 2-for-4 in Attempts to Hit Sixers Bell

Never heard of “Armani White” before this week, but I definitely know who he is now:

lol at the sound of him hitting the base on the first swing. Sounds like a bunch of wooden pallets falling off a truck. He gets the bell on the second hit, then decides to go two handed on the third swing and whiffs again before connecting on the fourth try. Overall he was 50% in his efforts to hit a static target at point-blank range.

So Pagan tells me that Armani White has “one of the biggest songs in the world right now.” It’s called “BILLIE EILISH” and it goes something like this:

38 million views on that YouTube video. I don’t really “get” it, but I’m 38 years old and white so I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say I’m not the target demo anyway. It’s better than Lil Uzi Vert though, that’s for sure. Remember when Ronald Darby called Uzi “the next Michael Jackson”? Brandon Brooks laughed at him and Darby should have been placed on injured reserve. DNP – broken brain