
They Did It! Those Idiot Chiefs Fans Actually Did It!
You idiots! The last thing you do is fuck with Rocky! You’re done! Finished! Finito! Plan the parade! Get Jason Kelce his Mummers costume! The Lombardi is coming back home! –
Look how happy this guy is! Look at that dumb smile! Do they not have internet yet in Topeka? He doesn’t even know that he just cost his precious Chiefs a Super Bowl! Just as I was about to hand it to Chiefs fans for being smarter than I thought, this guy goes ahead and shows me I was right all along! The dark energy surrounding the Rocky statue is stronger than Patrick Mahomes’ arm:
Putting jerseys on the Rocky Statue hasn't worked out for these teams… 😅😅 pic.twitter.com/yShQ2OlLov
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) January 31, 2023
Mahomes is going to have one Super Bowl going into year four of his $500 million contract. Worst contract in sports? People are asking.
P.S. I was wondering this the other day and I wish I would’ve asked it at Media Day because I think Travis Kelce’s brain would’ve started leaking. Why is it “I before E except after C”, but the Chiefs is spelled with an “I” before the “E”? Just some early morning next level big brain thinking for you to nosh on. (Kinkead: because the H screws it up)
h/t to CB reader Cedric
UPDATE: People are saying this is an Eagles fan disguised as a Chiefs fan based on his now deleted tweet from the parade five years ago:
This you??? pic.twitter.com/f8sr91Hnm9
— Derrik L (@chiefgucci15) February 10, 2023
I don’t know. I think this guy is actually a Chiefs fan who married into an Eagles family or moved to the city and got caught up in the excitement of an Eagles playoff run. All he’s wearing is a green coat and “a lot of fun with a fanbase who deserves it” reads like a guy who’s happy for his family and friends. Nothing wrong with that. There were plenty of different team’s fans partying in the streets.
Absolutely. And I had a blast. My company canceled work for the day. I was elated Brady and the cheating Pats lost. So I went out to Philadelphia’s largest party ever in the streets w/ a million people that were on cloud9. Thankful to have done it. But I am KC 💯 quit tripping.
— Brand⭕️n Harris (@makersmarksman) February 10, 2023