Crack-Smoking Major League Pickleball Founder Thinks His League Will Enter the Top Five

Get a load of this guy:

Steve Kuhn, the billionaire founder of @MajorLeaguePB, said on today's @Sporticast with @soshnick and @novy_williams that he believes pickleball will "easily" be a top five sport in terms of viewership within the next five years.

He says it will challenge @MLS, @MLB and @NHL. pic.twitter.com/OaKfkMNAqC

— Sporticast Media Network (@sporticast) March 14, 2023

Enough with this already. Pickleball is for 70 year olds who live at The Villages in Florida.

Watching Major League Pickleball is like watching four less-athletic Patrick Rafters stand at the net and play glorified ping pong.

Here’s a list of things that will happen before MLP challenges the NHL, MLB, or MLS:

• we land astronauts on the surface of Pluto
• 94 WIP talks Flyers
• NBC stops showing cheesesteak shots on Sunday Night Football when the Eagles are playing
• pigs fly
• hell freezes over
• Philadelphia elects a Republican mayor
• Turkmenistan has a free and open election
• Ben Simmons gets another triple double
• PennDOT actually finishes a project
• SEPTA updates their trains

It’s just not happening.