What the hell is this?  lol – 

58. Bryce Harper

RF/DH | Philadelphia Phillies

It doesn’t take a baseball expert to understand why Harper is where he is on the list, as he’ll be out more than half the season while recovering from Tommy John surgery. His return will certainly boost the Phillies’ chances, and he’ll undoubtedly continue as one of the most feared hitters in the game. But for the rankings, availability is as important as productivity, so for now Harper is on the outside of the top 50 — though, he easily could be in a different place going into next season.

Season prediction: Harper returns with a bang in late July but struggles to find his footing. He’ll be a .230 hitter while hitting 12 home runs in the second half. — Rogers

This is from ESPN’s top 100 ranking. The people who put it together are “MLB experts Alden Gonzalez, Dave Schoenfield, Joon Lee, Jesse Rogers and Brad Doolittle.” We now know that these five people are idiots. They’ve got Harper ranked below Jeff McNeil and Cedric Mullins.

I get what these dorks are saying about availability, but Harper’s coming back from offseason surgery and will be fine. He’s not some injury-prone nobody on a small market team. He DH’d the Phillies to the World Series last year. Their reasoning is totally fugazi and makes no sense. Put these five jabronies in the bagster.