Look at this monstrosity! The Great Wall, the pyramids, and the Mets new jersey patch. All things you can see from space:

Justin Verlander’s shoulder is going to be cooked by the end of the year having to carry this thing. I’m in favor of the jersey patch, but not if it’s going to make my team look like a bunch of dorky fucking boy scouts. Also, under the new partnership, every new baby gets a Mets onesie, starting their life of misery and unhappiness right at birth.

It still won’t be the worst thing Pete Alonso has worn this season: