DONNA! You schedule secret-telling son of a gun! This just adds to this lady’s growing legacy. The crown jewel of the Super Bowl media week, her shoes are in the Hall of Fame, and now this! Nobody wants to wait until Thursday for the NFL schedule. We want it now.

Moms are the best. This has to be the first ever schedule leak on Facebook:

What a mom move. You can’t just trust Donna with this kind of information. No mom in the history of moms can keep a secret, and you know where moms go to gossip? Facebook. Is your wife pregnant? The last person you tell is your mom. Does your buddy have to go to rehab? The last person you tell is your mom. Because whether it’s online or just hanging out with the gals on Mahjong Night, mom is going to say, “Did you hear Stacy’s pregnant?” and totally not realize she’s dropping a bomb on the table. By the time the hand is over the entire neighborhood will know. So whether it was Travis or Jason telling her, or she’s doing something for the Chiefs and Eagles during the schedule release, they had to know they were playing with fire. That’s not Donna’s fault. Loose lips sink schedule-making ships.

Now the most important thing is that this will definitely be a primetime game. I’m thinking Sunday Night Football because they’ll most likely have the Chiefs play Thursday Night in Week 1 to open the season. Historically the Eagles stink in Week 2. They hold an all-time record of 37-48-2. In the last 20 years they’re 7-13 while in the last 10 they’re 3-7. Don’t read too much into it if they throw up a stinker in Week 2. Last year when they beat up on that fraud Vikings team it was their first Week 2 win in four years. Still, I and every Eagles fan want revenge. Maybe they’ll have The SodFather thrown in jail by then.