“They talking about him going back to Houston, but I think this might be a better look…JAMES HARDEN COME ON DOWN HERE TOO, BOY!”

This is a no brainer for James Harden. Dwight is over there living his best life playing point guard, shooting threes, and filming commercials:


He doesn’t have a care in the world. The only thing he has to worry about is if China wakes up one day and decides to nuke them. Uhhhh, have you ever heard of the U.S.? People threaten to nuke us everyday.

If you’re James Harden why not? No kids to worry about. No expectations. You can buy street food and a beer for like $1. Go get some culture. Who says no?

Hold on… we’ve hit a snag:

There aren’t any formal strip clubs in Taipei.

Welp. Houston it is.

P.S. I’m glad I’m finally able to laugh with Dwight instead of at him. Enough time has passed and he’s on the other side of the globe and time heals all wounds. Now that we know what we know about Joel Embiid and this franchise I can’t blame that 2020 season on a backup center throwing boulders at the rim two feet from the basket on a nightly basis