Via TMZ:

Jackson Mahomes — younger brother of Kansas City Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes — was arrested for aggravated sexual battery on Wednesday … in relation to an alleged incident at a Kansas restaurant in February.

Mahomes was booked around 7:45 AM …. and his bond was set at $100,000. According to court records, he’s been charged with three counts of aggravated sexual battery. He was also charged with one count of misdemeanor battery.

The 22-year-old social media star was accused of sexually and physically assaulting the owner of the Aspens Restaurant and Lounge … when the 40-year-old woman claimed he tried to forcibly kiss her multiple times.

This isn’t the first crime Mahomes has committed. He has previously assaulted and battered us with the worst TikTok dances of all time, which he may soon be performing live from a federal pound me in the ass prison.

The video of the incident is here:

Anyway, we gotta use the right terminology here. Gotta say “allegedly” a bunch of times and that should prevent us from being sued. If these ALLEGATIONS are true, then Mahomes should do the required jail time, and then he’s no longer allowed to dance ever again. That should be the sentence.