Kevin Hayes’ place is on the market as his Philly future looks uncertain:

If you’ve listened to Snow The Goalie, Ant has said a few times that the framework of a deal with Columbus was discussed around the trade deadline that would have the Flyers retaining between 25-33% of Hayes’ remaining contract.

Of course, these negotiations were done when Chuck Fletcher was still the GM, however it’s unlikely that much has changed since for either team that would prevent this from happening.

So until that happens, lets look and see what $3.1 million gets you in Philly.

There is no doubt Hayes has brought this Biggie artwork to every house he’s lived in since college. I wouldn’t be shocked if it’s the fifth one he’s had because he had to replace three at Boston College and one when his buddies from BC came to visit in New York. You know his wife tells him every time this painting isn’t making it to the next house, but Hayes tips one of the movers to hang it while she’s not looking. The Notorious B.I.G watching over Hayes as he eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the table. Some guys have a bunch of intramural basketball shirts that make it from move to move, others have the same college canvas from their freshman dorm:

I love the 240 bottle wine cellar having one bottle in it. Perfect Kevin Hayes. He’s not coming home to drink a fucking Rose after getting benched by Torts again:

 

The his-and-hers desks couldn’t be more opposite. She’s got an Etsy special on the left with inspirational quotes and a desk organizer. He’s got a dry erase board that has definitely had a number of dicks drawn on it by Travis Konecny:

Personal sauna? Sheeeeesh. This house might be worth it for the sauna alone. How many hangovers do you think Hayes has had to sweat out in there before heading to get his dick kicked in by Torts at practice?

No doubt he’d have a fake Christmas Tree. White trash people understand white trash people: