We’re doing everything in our power not to talk about Aaron Nola on the site right now.

So, did you see this? –

Good timing. The current Sixers team is comprised of choking dogs, so we can take a trip down memory lane with the 2001 team instead. Talk about punching up. Those guys won two game sevens and then took a road game off prime Kobe and Shaq before the magic ran out, but they showed more heart and determination than the gutless wimps currently wearing the uniform. You think Allen Iverson and Dikembe Mutombo would have fucking folded in Boston? Hell nah. Guys like A.I. and Aaron McKie had more dawg in their left butt cheek than Embiid and Harden have in their entire bodies.