Me and this girl don’t see eye to eye:

@mivhela

#dollardognight

♬ original sound – MIVHELA

A couple things here –

When I called Senator Casey, it was in good faith. The fact there were only two DDNs on the schedule at that point was ridiculous when you see what other MLB teams do. The Houston Astros have one EVERY Tuesday and they didn’t have a second place ring ceremony this year. Second, am I wrong, but 43,000 hot dogs for a stadium that seats 42,000 isn’t that crazy. Even with these vegetarians and vegans that supposedly invade CBP every DDN. If everyone eats 1.5 dogs, then that’s 63,000. Technically, Phillies fans did a great job if we’re crunching those numbers.

Lastly, it’s a shame no one wants to work in this country anymore. Without shitting on people’s professions – I didn’t force you to work concessions. You can go get a million jobs around the city. You can get hundreds in CBP. If you don’t like hot dog duty go get a bartending gig or scoop some water ice in section 135. Sell 50/50 raffle tickets for God’s sake, we know you’re loud. Also, don’t people sign up for these shifts? Here’s a thought, don’t do that.

No wonder lines are wrapped around the concourse . Less TikToks, more hot dogs.

P.S. They should use this video in ESL classes when another bus load of immigrants from Texas arrives to 30th street station. 

“Eeusseee em furrr ayyeemmoo”

 

Kinkead: we gotta get MIVHELA on the podcast