The Philadelphia Zoo has two new sloth bear cubs that they need you to name:
We're SO EXCITED to announce our sloth bear cubs have made their public debut! 🐻🐻 This un-bear-ably cute pair was born on January 2 and are now exploring their outdoor habitat with mom Kayla close by. Help us celebrate by choosing their names! https://t.co/8ggjWgemef pic.twitter.com/t1JI8LXFwJ
— Philly Zoo (@phillyzoo) May 23, 2023
The decisions are between Harper and Kelce or Hall and Oates. Lets be honest, this is going to be Harper and Kelce in a landslide. No disrespect to Hall and Oates – us Temple guys have to stick together – but come on, two 80s rock stars can’t compete with two of the biggest sports stars in the city right now. Even if Jason Kelce is throwing his support behind Hall & Oates:
Personally, a bigger fan of Hall and Oates, but I have seen a lot of people online refer to me as a bear, often in a provocative nature… https://t.co/UVAw91NNEm
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) May 24, 2023
The dude is an actual bear:
Plus sloth bears are the deadliest bears in the world. That’s why they should be named after some killers like Kelce and Harper:
The only thing Hall and Oates has executed is a catalogue of the sexiest love ballads Earth has ever seen and that’s a good runner up prize:
