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Eddie Alvarez Wants to Train Elon Musk to Fight Mark Zuckerberg

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Jun 23rd, 2023 · 11:53 AM EDT

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Let’s get it back to mixed martial arts:

I am team @elonmusk All day . Elon whenever you are ready to begin training Talk to me 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

— Eddie Alvarez (@Ealvarezfight) June 23, 2023

Eddie tweeted this in reference to the superfight between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk that, of course, is never going to happen. But it’s fun to think about two billionaire dickheads going five rounds in the octagon. On one hand, Zuckerberg is 39 years old and trains in combat sports. Elon is 51 and his only exercise appears to be tweeting. That said, if Eddie is training him, Musk might have Zuckerberg in a d’Arce choke before you can say “Meta.”

He’s also got Sean Strickland, Jorge Masvidal, Andrew Tate, and Colby Covington on his side:

@elonmusk lmk we get some work in 👊🏽

— Jorge Masvidal (@GamebredFighter) June 22, 2023

Man fuck Mark Zuckerberg.. Dirty communist…. No one wants your goggles and your disinformation censorship but…. Facebook market gets a pass….@elonmusk come to Vegas. We will put in work!

— Sean Strickland (@SStricklandMMA) June 22, 2023

https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1671829542753955841?s=20

“It wouldn’t even be competitive. Mark Zuckerberg brings beta soy boy energy. Elon Musk brings alpha energy.” pic.twitter.com/XGyVDsGeLD

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 23, 2023

There appears to be a very obvious theme here. The conservative MMA guys think Zuckerberg is a huge liberal pussy. Whether that’s true or not is up for debate, I think, but you can discuss it in the Facebook comments if you’d like.

When I analyze the fight, the main thing is that Musk has a 33-pound advantage over Zuckerberg despite being 12 years older. That said, Musk can definitely get down to 170 and if Zuckerberg adds 15 pounds, they can fight at Welterweight. No catchweight bullshit necessary. Six months of training for Musk should have him ready to go. We all saw Chuck Liddell fight in his late 40s. What could possibly go wrong?