Miguel Cabrera, ladies and gentlemen:

What’s the capital of Thailand? Bangkok! And then you punch the other guy in the nuts. We used to do that all the time at Boyertown Junior High East.

Anyway, here’s hoping the Phils and Tigers even play tonight. It’s looking apocalyptic out there with the wildfire smoke. Smells like my entire neighborhood is burning. Stings the eyes. Scratches the throat. We should file a class action lawsuit against Canada.