Philly airport is an absolute dump. They can put hundreds of millions of dollars to recreate these fancy terminals, but once you get out of those exit doors heading to baggage claim you might as well be in Kensington. Head on a swivel we’ve got raccoons now:

FUCKKKKKKK THAT.

And how about this is the second time this has happened at PHL in two years. We’ve got raccoons in baggage claim and raccoons on the INSIDE STEALING TWIZZLERS:

“Ha ha ha. He likes Twizzlers!” Very funny lady! Let’s just root for the raccoon. It’s all fun and games until he’s clawing out your eyeballs while you’re trying to pay for a bag of peanuts.

I don’t fuck with raccoons. Especially Philly raccoons. They’ll lull you into a false sense of security with their cuteness and then ATTACK when you’re not looking:

@bmccoolness

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Next thing you know you get a two foot needle in your leg cause these trash pandas tricked you.