This story is so dumb. ALLEGEDLY, Britney Spears was hit in the face by Victor Wembanyama’s security, but video reveals that she went up to him from behind and this happened next:

Vegas police said no charges will be filed after Britney filed a police report alleging battery.

From Tim Reynolds at The Associated Press:

“Police say surveillance video shows Spears inadvertently hit herself in the face after her hand was pushed off Wembanyama.

Spears said she recognized Wembanyama at another hotel earlier in the evening and when seeing him again at the Aria Resort & Casino she “decided to approach him and congratulate him on his success.”

Spears said, “His security then back handed me in the face without looking back, in front of a crowd. Nearly knocking me down and causing my glasses off my face.”

Spears said in posts on Twitter and Instagram that the run-in was “super embarrassing,” and denied grabbing Wembanyama, saying she only “tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.” She also said that she was hopeful of getting an apology from the team or the security guard who she said was involved.

Glad we got this sorted out. Oops I inadvertently hit myself in the face again.

Honestly though, Britney Spears can do whatever she wants. It’s Britney, bitch.