We’ve had five SEPTA crashes in the last week. FIVE! What the hell is going on out there? Last night a rogue trolley found its way into some poor woman’s living room:

We had another earlier this week in Center City that crashed into a store on Walnut:

@bubblegumfairyprincess

I CANNOT! #philly #septa

♬ original sound – helen

There was one in Fishtown on Sunday after a bus hit a pole and then one the next day in Upper Darby after two trolleys wanted to play Oklahoma Drill. Unfortunately, last week, one person died and 14 were injured when a SEPTA bus crashed INTO ANOTHER SEPTA BUS:

@emory215

Two SEPTA buses collided on the boulevard injuring 14 #phillytiktok #septa #busaccident

♬ original sound – Emory flicklife

Clean it up SEPTA! Our expectations for you were low, but holy shit. Keep this up and your gonna go under with all these incoming lawsuits and repairs. Better get to selling more Justin M. Bieber, Esquire ad space stat.