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This is big for New Jersey. I can’t believe they didn’t have an official juice!

However, cranberry juice sucks. Tart shit. Nobody drinks cranberry juice unless they have a urinary tract infection, a colon blockage, or vodka on hand. My 4 year old will drink every juice on the grocery store self shelf not named cranberry juice.

There are better juices to choose from. Orange, apple, grape, pineapple, TOMATO! NJ tomatoes. Come on man! (Joe Biden voice)

Would cranberry juice even make your top 10? Didn’t think so. Shame on New Jersey for this disgraceful legislation.

Gotta say, this guy makes a good point:

Resign in shame! I agree with Special Counsel Jersey Jackass.