Welcome to Philadelphia, Deshaun Watson:


What, you mean the Browns reporters aren’t charting training camp stats? What the fuck does Mary Kay Cabot do all day? Real journalism?

If you’re old and/or white, the hat emoji is slang. “Cap” means you’re lying. And “no cap” means you’re not lying. So in this case, Watson thinks Eliot is full of shit. Hope that clears it up for you. Now you don’t have to go searching on Urban Dictionary.

As a reminder, the Browns got the better of the Eagles on Monday. The Birds fell to 6-2 all-time in joint practices during the Nick Sirianni and Jalen Hurts era. But they REBOUNDED on Tuesday and dispatched the Browns on day two, to put one in the W column. They are now 7-2 in joint practices.