No Running in the Citizens Bank Park Flowers
Wtf is Jim Irsay doing at CBP? He’s supposed to be relocating $20 million whales not running through the flower beds. BAN HIM FOREVER!
The fan who ran through the garden at the Bank
(via ig/mikeancona_) pic.twitter.com/BuN3l6X18p
— Barstool Philly (@BarstoolPhilly) August 11, 2023
Guy just ran from center to left in the flowers 😂 pic.twitter.com/G2vRHFf8X3
— Kyle (@kylepaganCB) August 11, 2023
The flower beds are sacred. Me to this guy right now:
Phillies win pic.twitter.com/iehsfkTz2J
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) August 11, 2023
Me when you respect horticulture:
Phillies After Dark
(via @CogginToboggan) pic.twitter.com/ymVNegmJxZ
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) August 11, 2023
This happened right in front of me and I’m still so confused about how it happened. If you’re going to stomp all over the hydrangeas at least make it worth our while. Jump onto the field and make this fun for everyone. All he did was try to throw Craig Kimbrel off his game in the 9th and then vanished into security’s arms like a fart in the wind. Need more answers on this guy. How many tabs deep were we?
Him stomping around reminded me of grape lady from the Internet 1.0 days. Absolutely hilarious video: