Wtf is Jim Irsay doing at CBP? He’s supposed to be relocating $20 million whales not running through the flower beds. BAN HIM FOREVER!

The flower beds are sacred. Me to this guy right now:

Me when you respect horticulture:

 

This happened right in front of me and I’m still so confused about how it happened. If you’re going to stomp all over the hydrangeas at least make it worth our while. Jump onto the field and make this fun for everyone. All he did was try to throw Craig Kimbrel off his game in the 9th and then vanished into security’s arms like a fart in the wind. Need more answers on this guy. How many tabs deep were we?

Him stomping around reminded me of grape lady from the Internet 1.0 days. Absolutely hilarious video: