Randall Cunningham once left an Eagles preseason game to go party with Whitney Houston. The first I heard about it was on the Raw Room podcast:

According to Cunningham’s former teammate, Garry Cobb, the story is true:

Cunningham was making a good salary while with the Eagles, but Cobb said he reminded him that Whitney Houston was making much, much more. “He was trying to impress her, but she was a bigger star than he was. But he was going about it the wrong way,” he said.

Garry Cobb knew it wouldn’t last when Randall Cunningham was dating Whitney Houston. “Randall was a goody-goody two-shoes type of guy,” Cobb told 94 WIP’s Angelo Cataldi and The Morning Team on Wednesday. “She liked the bad boy type.”

Cobb , also a 94 WIP host, was an Eagles teammate of Cunningham’s from 1985-1987. He said that while Randall was pursuing Houston, he was doing it the wrong way. “Randall went after her with everything he had. He was giving her roses, wine, a limousine,” Cobb said. “Randall was trying everything he could, but he just wasn’t Whitney’s type of guy. I wasn’t surprised she got with Bobby Brown. She liked a guy with a little street.”

What a romantic son of a bitch Randall was! Trying to save Whitney Houston is harder than saving the whales and you ain’t Greenpeace, buddy! You’re dealing with a savage. A coked up songbird. You can’t compete with Bobby Brown. Girls love the bad boy. She needed less John 3:16 and more of her dealer John dropping off 3.16 grams to get the party started. Bobby Brown was the Redskins in the 80s and you were the Eagles. He should’ve known this. I mean he played against LT. You can’t stop Whitney Houston, you can only hope to contain her!