
The Media Little League Team Might Mess Around and Become an All-Time Favorite
Tuesday night the Media Little League team played against Washington, DC two games away from Williamsport and absolutely crushed them 16-3! Trevor Skowronek busted it open in the second after Media spotted DC three runs. What a pimp job! Nobody pimps homers like the children of Delco:
SHIELD THE BOOMER’S EYES THE CHILDREN OF DELCO ARE PIMPING 250 FOOT BOMBS! pic.twitter.com/1iOqGnPiyP
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) August 9, 2023
What a hoss! That’s a future Ocean Drive bouncer if I’ve ever seen one!
They chased the DC pitcher in the second inning after he threw 57 PITCHES! 57! IN ONE INNING!
https://twitter.com/kylepaganCB/status/1689063022445121536?s=20
Someone call CPS!
This team doesn’t just mash though. They have the perfect balance of swag and fundamentals. It’s like if Tom Emanski and Deion Sanders had a bunch of kids and decided to raise them in Delco. They’re choking up and hitting with two strikes like their MLB heroes:
Of course the kid whose favorite player is Bryson Stott battles with 2 strikes pic.twitter.com/wpPRMaJJpb
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) August 8, 2023
And they’re loose. Oh boy are they loose:
https://twitter.com/kylepaganCB/status/1689071132580700160?s=20
This is my favorite PA Little League team since Mo’ne Davis and the Taney Dragons. I just don’t know if I’m ready to share them with the world. Don’t get me wrong I want them to get to Williamsport. But is the world ready for Delco? Is Delco ready for the world? I mean we haven’t even started interviewing the parents yet. Imagine what’s going to happen when that accent gets out like a virus out of a Wuhan lab. The world will never be the same.
P.S. I need this Miller High Life “Media” shirt. If they sell them at the Media Little League snack stand that couldn’t be more perfect Delco:
https://twitter.com/kylepaganCB/status/1689095502560743424?s=20