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The Media Little League Team Might Mess Around and Become an All-Time Favorite

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Aug 9th, 2023 · 9:27 AM EDT

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Tuesday night the Media Little League team played against Washington, DC two games away from Williamsport and absolutely crushed them 16-3! Trevor Skowronek busted it open in the second after Media spotted DC three runs. What a pimp job! Nobody pimps homers like the children of Delco:

SHIELD THE BOOMER’S EYES THE CHILDREN OF DELCO ARE PIMPING 250 FOOT BOMBS! pic.twitter.com/1iOqGnPiyP

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) August 9, 2023

What a hoss! That’s a future Ocean Drive bouncer if I’ve ever seen one!

They chased the DC pitcher in the second inning after he threw 57 PITCHES! 57! IN ONE INNING!

https://twitter.com/kylepaganCB/status/1689063022445121536?s=20

Someone call CPS!

This team doesn’t just mash though. They have the perfect balance of swag and fundamentals. It’s like if Tom Emanski and Deion Sanders had a bunch of kids and decided to raise them in Delco. They’re choking up and hitting with two strikes like their MLB heroes:

Of course the kid whose favorite player is Bryson Stott battles with 2 strikes pic.twitter.com/wpPRMaJJpb

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) August 8, 2023

 

And they’re loose. Oh boy are they loose:

https://twitter.com/kylepaganCB/status/1689071132580700160?s=20

This is my favorite PA Little League team since Mo’ne Davis and the Taney Dragons. I just don’t know if I’m ready to share them with the world. Don’t get me wrong I want them to get to Williamsport. But is the world ready for Delco? Is Delco ready for the world? I mean we haven’t even started interviewing the parents yet. Imagine what’s going to happen when that accent gets out like a virus out of a Wuhan lab. The world will never be the same.

 

P.S. I need this Miller High Life “Media” shirt. If they sell them at the Media Little League snack stand that couldn’t be more perfect Delco:

https://twitter.com/kylepaganCB/status/1689095502560743424?s=20