Hilarious. You could not write a better script. The Cowboys go to Arizona and lose to an 0-2, Josh Dobbs-led Cardinals team coached by Jonathan Gannon. Kyzir White, the former Eagle and Allentown product, gets the game-sealing interception after Dak throws into end zone triple coverage. Dallas turned 5 Red Zone trips into one touchdown and scored 16 total points. Awesome!

Say what you will about Gannon, but he has those guys playing hard out in the desert. They have very little offensive talent, but “fly around” on defense, as the high school meathead coaches like to say. They aren’t going to win many games, and they’re tanking anyway (don’t tell Sal Pal), but if you’re gonna win only a handful of games this year, beat the Cowboys and help out your former team.

#ThankYou to Kyzir and J.G.