Meantime in Dallas:

What would you ask the Jerry Jones hologram? “Hey, why have you guys not sniffed the Super Bowl since the Bill Clinton administration?” That’s a good one. Could also ask why you’ve been to Blockbuster Video more recently than the Cowboys have been to the NFC Championship Game. There are plenty of great conversation starters here. Throw a little icebreaker in there to kick off the discussion.

Problem with this is we now have to deal with Jerry forever. In perpetuity. He is never going away. That’s alright, though, maybe the hologram will be involved in the draft process and player-personnel decision making. Jerry should come up with some kind of clause, where even after he passes into the afterlife, the hologram must be consulted on all decision making. Now that is proper tyrant behavior. I would respect that.