Don’t ever question if John Kruk lives and dies with the Phillies. This play made him produce noises that I don’t think are human:

“Let it go! Let it go! NO! Aghllllghghghghlgl!”

Sounded like mating whales mixed with a cat spitting up a hair ball. It was beautiful!

What a game from Nick Castellanos. Two jacks and one game saving assist. Such a SLUT. Saving Leads, Unbuttoning Tees. It’s a lifestyle.

Bryson Stott!

Lets go win a fucking series!