Dog shit performance from everyone across the board on Monday night. The Phillies, Aaron Nola, and the fans that left in the 9th to beat traffic. I couldn’t believe the brain dead idiots in the comments on this post defending the people who left early with “The Phillies offense didn’t show up. Why should we?” Despicable. Bad karma that the baseball gods will take into account tonight. We got so many comments like that I started to think my take was wrong when I woke up today. Than I saw this interview and I knew I was on the right side of history. You think this fucking guy and his tooth are leaving early to beat traffic?

Get this guy to CBP! That’s the type of dude who never gives up. A guy who will snatch victory from the gums of defeat. Things could be literally hanging on by a thread and his confidence doesn’t waver. An ultimate fox hole guy. Lets get him tickets and a Cavity Busters sponsorship tonight!

And bring this dude with him:

In the playoffs it’s all about sacrifices. Sacrificing sleep, sacrificing your liver, time with family, you bank account, mental health. All of it. It’s the reason why those 14-year droughts are worth it. Game 7s only come around once every century for this team. Buckle up. It’s all hands on deck tonight with a trip to the World Series.