SpyGate Nantucket:

This still won’t wipe the bad taste of SpyGate from Eagles fan’s mouths, but it should help a little bit. Belichick on a bender and shirtless after a long night in Nantucket (allegedly) getting caught on camera with his gut hanging over his belt. Is this the greatest coach of all time or your boy Duffy leaving some chick’s house trying to find his way home in Wildwood? Listen, if my team sucked and I knew I was at the end of my run I’d start to want to live my life too. Bill knows the ride is over, the Krafts know, and everyone in New England does too. This video would’ve never seen the light of day five years ago. Now that they’ve sucked for multiple seasons he’s just another drunk coach (allegedly) chasing tail. I love to see my enemies be taken down a peg.

I can’t wait to see the Pats reporter who pulls the short straw and has to ask Bill about the video. Bill’s going to shoot lasers through them deadlier than Homelander.

Curious: Is the invention of camera doorbells might the best or worst thing ever created? One you get videos like Bill Belichick allegedly coming out of a house after a one night stand and the Delco pizza delivery driver saving the day:

On the other it’s impossible for kids nowadays to sneak out of a house that is wired up like Fort Knox. Every time you open a window or a door there’s the security alarm waiting to snitch on you. No more sneaking in at night because your parents phone gets an alert every time there is the slightest bit of movement. I weep for the kids nowadays. Nothing like lowering a case of beer from your bedroom window using a couple bedsheets tied together. Now Big Mother is surveilling your every move. Shame.