Jalen Carter diving through the center’s legs to try to intercept Patrick Mahomes’ spike was the only highlight from a shitty Eagles first half:

Tried to swipe that like he was at a Target. Come on, it was too easy.

Where did Carter learn this? Where every 22 year old learns everything… YouTube:

I love YouTube. Where else can you get a college education, become radicalized, and learn high-IQ football plays? Nowhere else.

Carter talks about a “high school kid,” but there was also the almost-interception from Atlanta’s Grady Jarrett. After a review they overturned it, but it was close:

Brains and brawn.

How did they let the future DROY fall to #9?