This lady went absolutely in on this dude and his one eyeball for 30 seconds straight. Good. He’s probably an Alabama fan from Chicago and never even been to Tuscaloosa. He’s the Cowboys fan version of college football:

I guess Jason Kelce is going to be the only reason I watch Thursday Night Football tonight. Panthers vs. Bears? I’d rather watch a panther fight a literal bear.

This is the only place I’ll allow to disrespect the Eagles legend:

Photo Credit: @wienerscircle on IG

Apparently Marshawn Lynch is going to be involved in the spot too which will be must watch television:

If you don’t know what The Wieners Circle is it’s a hot dog joint in Chicago that encourages their employees to be hostile and verbally abuse their customers during the late night hours.  If you’ve ever had a job that required customer service you know it honestly might be the greatest job of all time.

This bit on Conan from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is one of my favorite late night show bits of all time: