Time is a flat circle because Seth did this same exact thing last year:

In Seth’s world, the only acceptable outcome at this point in the season would be 9-0 and zero points allowed. For real. Nothing is ever good enough and that is why he is exhausting.

And again, it’s not about being right or wrong. In a vacuum, Seth is always right, because no matter what your record is and no matter what level you’re playing at, there’s improvement that can be made. But if you live in that vacuum and the result is a negative response to everything, even big wins over hated divisional rivals, then you’re probably a grump who enjoys nothing. If you enjoy nothing, then you should find something else to do with your Sundays.

Take the instant Negadelphia, put it in Jeff Bezos’ space rocket, and fire it into the sun.