It’s time for Philadelphians to hop on the Flyers bandwagon:

 

Valiant effort from the rush hour crowd around City Hall. Lets get to the best parts.

Award for best accent goes to this guy. I don’t know what this guy’s job is, but it should be something where he has to use his voice. It’s beautiful. Reminds me of an Italian hoagie and Rita’s mango water ice. Spread your hoagie mouth to the masses my guy. It’s your gift!

Wait until this guy finds out the haul we got for that Ruski:


You want to know how popular the Eagles are? You can ask a question about the Flyers and people’s brains immediately go right to the Eagles. It’s amazing:

What else has this guy lied about?

I had Ron Weasley’s brain in a pickle. He didn’t know if he was on the news, YouTube, Netflix, nothing by the end of this interview. He probably walked home thinking his mom was going to see this on 6ABC and he was gonna be grounded for a month. Sorry dude:

I’m perfectly fine if this is my demo. As a PCL alumnus, if I can corner the PCL market I’ll be just fine in the future. They might not have the spending power now, but they will one day. It’s a marathon, not a sprint:

How about this guy asking me about the Federal Reserve? Alright buddy just name me a Flyer and move along. But admit it -you didn’t think I had Janet Yellen or Yedon in my back pocket did you?

…and try to tell me this isn’t a bird:

What a testament to the Wooder Dogs from this guy! Get the Wooder Dogs marketing exec a raise!

Can’t name one Dayton Flyer? Pitiful:

Gandalf Sax?

Not gonna lie, this was my favorite guy. His mind was everywhere, he was in a hurry, but he still stopped to talk to me for two minutes. Wherever he might be today I just hope he’s enjoying a well deserved snow day.

Yea I was surprised – but not the reason you think I was surprised:

This guy ran away too fast. He said he had more in the back pocket too. We were about witness a legendary moment. Everything Owen Tibbetts Guy thought he was.