ESPN took some B Cup-Roll on Bourbon Street (NSFW) –

If this was pre-shot, and not live, then how did this go through editors and producers and no one caught the boobs? You gotta scan for the boobs. It’s Bourbon Street, God dammit! Boobs on Bourbon Street is as common as cars on Broad. How does no one scan for boobs? This is what New Orleans is known for. Five foot tall liquor slushies, beads, and boobs.

I will say I disagree with any FCC fine ESPN is getting because a little nipple escaped. Boobs are New Orleans. If the FCC is fining ESPN, then this lady pushing her kid in the stroller should have CPS called on her for bringing a kid out on Bourbon Street after dark:

Fair is fair.

Like prostitution and drugs are legal in Vegas, showing boobs on a telecast when the game is broadcasted in New Orleans should be too. I mean, you’re going to need more than an areola to get a kid’s attention anyway nowadays. Look how bored that little girl is when a boob comes out? She’s probably seen more than all of us. Kids these days can type in “boobs” on Google and find the Federal Reserve of Jugs with one click. It’s not like kids are rubbing antennas together like the old days. Even porn sites are soft now. When’s the last time a a teenager infected the family computer with a virus? I remember walking to school uphill both ways and squeezing in a beat off session before my parents got home for work. You won’t ever understand the pressure of connecting the dial-up internet because you have 10 minutes before mom came in the door. That was adversity. Cost my dad $300 in Norton Anti-Virus subscriptions just to get that computer to boot up by the end of grade school.


An ESPN spokesperson apologized, via the AP. BOOOOOOOOO!