A lot of people might think Jason Kelce is cheating on us tailgating with Bills Mafia. I just think this is a guy who is making up for 15+ years of lost memories since he had to play on Saturdays & Sundays:

What a king. Did you see how fast he took that bowling ball to the face? Those fast twitch muscles are still firing on all cylinders one week into potential retirement. You can’t quit while you’re at the top. Hell come back half way through the season for all I care. Tailgate out in the lots a little, get it out of your system, and get back for the Super Bowl run.

How many kings can party with the people and then go meet the most famous woman in the world?

A #1 recording artist and Taylor Swift. What a world: