Same old Kyrie:

If you don’t know the story, Luka Doncic got a Suns fan ejected for telling him to get his ass on a treadmill.

Because he looked “tired” last night:

Pretty soft shit to have a fan ejected for that if you’re asking me, but that’s today’s NBA. “Well, Kyle, people don’t come to your job and yell at you all day!” Bitch. Do you know what Twitter is?

Anyway, of course Kyrie Irving had to get involved with something that didn’t concern him. That’s his kink. How do I know? I’ve been personally victimized by Kyrie in the past and lived to tell the tale:

I was just doing journalism. Was Ben filing the $20 million grievance for his fake mental health hiatus or not? At this point the Sixers were down 30 so I thought what’s a better time than now to get a question in? I’d never have this opportunity ever again. But Kyrie of course had to stick his nose where it didn’t belong. The funny thing is Kyrie saying, “If you want to converse, then converse.” What the fuck was I doing at that moment? It’s even funnier when you think of Kyrie, you think of the most self-righteous narcissist in the NBA. You can’t have a conversation with that guy whether it’s about politics, vaccines, or international conflicts. He’s a dude who will never move off his position no matter the facts and data he’s presented that dispute his theory. No one in the entire world hates having less of a conversation than Kyrie.

P.S. Fuck that mall cop that was chicken winging me in my ribs while I was talking to Kyrie. Fucking Craig should’ve got him in the shot. I’ve never hated a person more in my life. I’m not even kidding I might think about that guy once a week. I was fighting a two-front war for god’s sake. I honestly wish nothing but the worst for that guy in his everyday life.