I’ve never been to an art exhibit and I don’t think I’ll ever need to go to one ever again. No need to go hang with a bunch of stuffy elites trying to figure out the existential meaning of some art. I can determine the hidden meanings behind these masterpieces and they typically all come back to “Go Birds”:

 

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This was thrown together by Dan McQuade and the City Pigeons guys in Philly last night. Really good turnout and a really impressive space. I don’t know if Dan will ever do this again, but if you want to spam the shit out of him in the comments he might not have a choice. Maybe if it gets so popular the Philly Museum of Art will give him a wing. It was truly the most impressive collection I’ve ever seen. I got home and my fiance told me I smelled like must. Uh, that’s just two decades of Philadelphia you’re smelling, hon. Go Birds.