
I Wish I Had These Gritty Earmuffs when Max Weinberg was Blathering on Television
The Flyers are giving away 10,000 Gritty earmuffs next week:
Earmuffs.
The first 10,000 fans in attendance for #TBLvsPHI on Feb. 27 at @WellsFargoCtr will receive @GrittyNHL earmuffs.
🎟️: https://t.co/8ZqpfKT18w pic.twitter.com/1js2ChAELg
— Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers) February 20, 2024
There are several uses for these. You could block out Torts’ cussing, as Gritty does here. You could also put them on Torts’ ears, so he doesn’t have to listen to questions from Sherlock SanFilippo.
My suggestion is to use these to effectively squelch Max Weinberg the next time they put him on television. Put these on your ears, then close your eyes. Or, better yet, just turn off the television entirely.
For real though – what the hell was that? Here I am settling in to watch the Stadium Series, and we were treated to multiple instances of Bruce Springsteen’s drummer just blathering on and on about nothing in particular. It was horrendous. Get this dude off the screen and drop the puck. Everything I hate about North Jersey was wrapped into one hideous hockey amalgam. We had the Devils, Springsteen, Sopranos references, MetLife Stadium, Tommy DeVito, and then a 6-3 loss on top of it. Talk about a night to forget.
Max Weinberg might never stop talking
— Evan (@Hubinski_) February 18, 2024
When Max Weinberg delays the start of the game by 30 minutes pic.twitter.com/gyzTrpDjVS
— Josh Weiss (@joshweiss30) February 18, 2024