The only Mets fan that is allowed to step foot in Lot G on Tuesday at 5pm is the hero whose name literally means “more hot dogs”:

What a legend. The only Mets fan I’ve ever enjoyed knowing.

This will be me at the grill on Tuesday:

Good news. The pile is growing. We’ve got 500 ketchup and mustard packets, tinfoil, trash bags, trash bins, gloves, and the dogs and grill are coming soon! Thanks to reader Todd for donating the rolls. Mr. and Mrs. Weiner have a Dollar Dog in a Martin’s Potato Roll with their name on it:

Right now the weather looks like it is going to be shit. This is a rain or shine event. So if the Phillies don’t cancel the game until 6:35pm we’ll be out there at 5pm doing Dollar Dog Night. There’s a Sixers game that night too and it looks like Joel Embiid will be back. So if you don’t want to get dumped on at the bank you can be under a roof while the Sixers play the Thunder and still get a Dollar Dog. If the game is cancelled before 5pm we’ll reschedule to when the Phillies reschedule their BOGO Night.


Appreciate everyone who has already Venmo’d me for donations, given gifts to Philabundance in CB’s name, and offered to donate stuff. Best fanbase in the fucking world! Brian Snitker and his family can go kick rocks. Go Phils!