This has to be a brand deal. I’m sure Jeffrey Lurie has a sizable investment in this company or it’s Julian throwing a bone to his Harvard buddies who created a new app. They probably gave them a board seat and just got done talking about “synergies” and “cross-brand promotions.” And now we have to bear the brunt of it:

ngl this AI-generated Eagles song kinda sucks.

First thought I had when I heard this. IYKYK:

Eagles fans of course welcomed something new with open arms. Maybe the Birds can use AI to call plays next year:

It sounds like a Christian Rock band right? Like if Creed took their foot off the gas and added more acoustics to their band and abandoned face-melting guitar solos. It’s more “Our God is an Awesome God” than it is “Higher” –

I want to see the songs that ended up on the cutting room floor. When I think of the Eagles fanbase the music I associate with it is classic rock. Like a dad belting out some Skynyrd or AC/DC in his RAM 1500 with polarized sunglasses, jorts, a cutoff shirt, and a tall Wawa coffee in the cupholder next to him on the way to the construction site.


It’ll be interesting to see how much the Eagles push the AI stuff. The first thing Sixers fans latched on to was the NFT and Crypto sponsorships after the team would go on a skid. It didn’t help that the one metaverse sponsor was basically some Chinese shell company that decided to stop mixing concrete and get into artificial intelligence. Because the only AI the city of Philly fucks with is the 2001 NBA MVP.

At least it can’t get worse, right? Suno AI, “Hold my beer.”

Kinkead: I’d rather listen to Mumford on vinyl alongside Spencer Strider