The Eagles are starting the season against Jordan Love and the Packers:

I don’t like this one bit. An NFC opponent? Why an NFC opponent when everyone thought it was going to be the Browns? Now you lose home field advantage, you’re already playing on a Friday, and depending on how the game goes, potentially losing a tiebreaker later in the season. Why would the NFL schedule a conference game in South America? I can’t wait for the day Roger Goodell and his cronies get what’s coming to them. They’re the only sport whose product worsens while popularity continues to rise. They’re like the banks in 2008. Too big to fail. Their crash is coming. I think Mark Cuban was maybe a decade off.

Also, someone’s gonna die in Sao Paulo, Brazil right? There is going to be way too much green down there at some point. Brazilian fans of the local soccer team HATE the color green apparently.

Here’s what Kinker wrote a couple months ago when it was announced:

“Corinthians’ biggest rival is Palmeiras. who are green, and also from São Paulo. Corinthians and their fans despise green. The club itself actually have in their laws to never display green. Like players can’t use green cleats. A few years ago there was a big issue about one of their goalkeeper jerseys having green. The club ended up covering up the green with yellow decals. The Eagles being the home team in Arena Corinthians is very interesting. With clubs being religion to many people in Brazil, it’s highly possible that they ask them to wear black or white. They for sure won’t be wearing Kelly Green.”

The Brazilian accounts are already making memes.

“Corinthian fans now that the NFL game at Itaquerão will be between 2 green teams.”

EAGLES VS PACKERS AT ENTULHÃO

TWO GREEN TEAMS PLAYING THERE

THEY WILL NOT SUPPORT

I PREDICT COLLECTIVE OUTBREAK

IT’S GREEN INVADING ENTULHÃO!

THEY’RE GOING TO PAINT THE ENTULHÃO GREEN LOL

Is someone gonna end up kidnapped in a favela because they wore a Kelly Green jersey out to the bar?