Don’t ever say I won’t deliver you content during a natural disaster. I might be the most badass content creator Philadelphia has ever seen:

When I went to the ballpark Friday for the new City Connect jersey unveiling I didn’t think we’d be filming in the middle of a god damn earthquake. But god gives his toughest battles to his toughest content creators. I didn’t see NBC10, Fox 29, Channel 6, or CBS 3 out there in the middle of chaos. Just Crossing Broad. Get me my damn Peabody.

 

Hand up. This one is on me. I will never live it down that I confused this guy’s wife for his mom:

If he would’ve hauled off and punched me in the face I would’ve had no choice but to eat it.

Ladies if you like jerseys, Philly sports, and hate Dallas do I have the man for you!

Don’t know what Zack Wheeler was doing up here so close to game time but it was nice he showed up:

One thing I learned is I have to start a baseball franchise. I don’t even have to be that good. The Phillies have a mediocre winning history and people will stand outside to get their new jerseys just because. Doesn’t matter if they hate it or not like these kids:

Where the hell did these two get $200 for jerseys in high school? You know how many lawns I’d had to cut to make $200 in high school? And when I did I wasn’t going to spend it on something I didn’t like. The McPoyle brothers are probably some secret crypto bros that put all their money in Dogecoin during the pandemic and now sitting on millions. Kids these days.

Lot of people loved the hats. I gotta admit this is the only part of the jersey I liked. Like an elite side of garlic mash potatoes next to a $2 steak. The pants are cool, but they’re pants. I don’t know when the Philadelphia Union are going to send the cease adn desist letter, but at least people can wear their City Connect jerseys with the Sons of Ben forever.