Biggest franchise moment in the last decade and Celtics fans are mentioning Joel Embiid at the parade:

Deuce is Jayson Tatum’s kid, for those who don’t know.

This makes no sense right? Like isn’t the logic behind this flawed? Because if Deuce has more rings than Joel Embiid, than that means Robert Horry’s kids have more rings than Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, and Jayson Tatum. Btw, does that pants shitter even get a ring?

If we’re going to throw this logic around, then two can play this game. Javale McGee’s children have more rings than Jayson Tatum. Slava Medvedenko’s kids have more rings than him and Jaylen Brown and he’s a bona fide scrub.

“Celtics fans you just won an NBA championship. What are you going to do next?”

Of course the corniest fanbase is led by the King of Cornballs himself:

And listen, I won’t be the biased Philly fan. I know there would be posters in the crowd about Spencer Strider if the Phillies won and Jayson Tatum if the Sixers somehow secured the Larry. But there wouldn’t be one remotely this dumb that doesn’t even make logical sense.