The Madden 25 beta was released and there’s something about Cooper DeJean that looks a little different:

Some game developer probably saw Cooper DeJean played corner, saw Caucasian under the race section, and thought a dork at Madden who doesn’t watch football beefed and took it upon himself to correct it. I can’t blame them. They haven’t had to design a corner with a looseleaf pigment since Jason Sehorn was in Madden 03. He’s more Cooper Sharp than Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper.

This is Hugh Douglas:

Madden and the world aren’t ready for The Secondairy to shatter racial barriers this year. Receivers are going to to end up on a milk carton: