Watch Zack Hample Run Across Three Sections of Fenway Park for a Schwarbomb
This country is divided right now, but one thing we can all come together and agree on on is that Zack Hample is a twerp. Look at him run three sections in a matter of seconds to come up short of a Schwarbomb:
Schwarbs must’ve just flipped his calendar pic.twitter.com/zA7WjoTuBW
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) June 12, 2024
The first baseball is where Zack Hample started. The second baseball is where he ended up in pursuit of Schwarber’s homer.
Totally out of control. https://t.co/IbvRPBB79U pic.twitter.com/MFMOwm5leF
— nugget chef (@jayhaykid) June 12, 2024
Didn’t even jump on the dog pile. Is he losing a step?
Now, I’ve been trying to grow as person recently. I’m trying not to make fun of things people like to do. Shout out to me. It’s called growth. If you like Pickleball, go nuts. If you prefer to drum in your basement to heavy metal that’s all you. But throw all that growing I’ve been doing aside because Zack Hample is the worst thing to happen to baseball since umpires. He steals joy from people for his own personal pleasure. This was only a couple days ago:
Zack Hample ran all the way over from another section. He completely ruins this fans chance of catching that ball, if I was that fan I would be pretty pissed. No one is entitled to a fly ball but it is ridiculous considering he came from another section. pic.twitter.com/sDyOue8ktE
— Just Oriole Things (@JustOsThings) June 9, 2024
It’s gotta be some sort of kink. Listen to this guy throw a tantrum because Rockies security wouldn’t let him stand around in the handicap section and chase home run balls:
shout out to the Rockies ushers for putting this man child in his place. Zack Hample remains the biggest dork on the planet. pic.twitter.com/f1rQgFXosB
— Absolutely Hammered (@ah_pod) August 26, 2022
“You guys get an F on the fan experience.” This coming from a guy in his 40s because he wasn’t allowed to get out of his seat and chase a baseball when he already has thousands of them.
Lets do a little exercise. Did a grown man say this or was it the internal monologue of a golden retriever mad his owners won’t let him go outside?
Apparently kids love Hample and apparently Hample loves the kids:
Zack Hample is doing his dumb shit around Fenway right now and it’s the push I needed to send this tweet to the FBI. pic.twitter.com/7mNwBHHttN
— Absolutely Hammered (@ah_pod) June 12, 2024
That’s because kids are stupid. We all loved All That, then you grow up watch Quiet on the Set and realize yea that was a little eerie.